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Wednesday, April 30, 2008

how to impress man on date

Show that you care about yourself

You can show that you care about yourself by wearing a nice dress or nice blouse with some nice pants. You can put on a little bit of make up. Make sure to put on some jewelry. Don't put on too much make up though. Just make it simple. Make sure you wear the right shade of lipstick. Put some finger nail polish on your nails if you feel like it.

Do your hair

Take some time to style your hair in a way that looks nice. Perhaps curl it a little bit. You can put your hair back in a nice French braid. You can use a special clip in your hair. If you use hair spray make sure to not put on too much otherwise it will look really bad. Don't dye your hair right before a date just in case the dye turns your hair a weird funky color. You don't want the man to run away screaming cause of your hair color.

Shave your legs

Make sure to shave your legs. Sometimes we try to cover it up if its been a few days since shaving. Trust me though just shave your legs because the man will notice if you don't shave your legs. Make sure to pick up some shaving cream to shave your legs to make it easier. Soap and hot water always works too.

Sound Confident

When you talk try to sound confident. On the first date don't let the man know if you have low self esteem issues. Try to sound positive about subjects when speaking. Don't talk negative about things because it is a reflection upon you. Also don't talk about your crazy ex or how many guys you have had sex with. Don't talk about family issues. Just try to sound positive and don't bash anything or anyone. Bashing isn't a good thing to do cause it implies that you have insecurities.

Tuesday, April 29, 2008

25 WAYS TO IMPRESS YOUR GIRL

1. When she asks how she looks, shrug and say "could be better" this will keep her on her toes, and girls love that.

2. Hold her hand, that shows you are in love with her . Holding hand shows you want to go with her all the way

3. Once a month sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. Girls are like dogs. They love to be roughed up.

4. Call her in the middle of the night to ask if she's sleeping. If she is say "you better be" , repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. This will show her you care.

5. When she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be her fault. This will pave the way for her own personal improvement, and every girl needs some improvement.

6. Recognize the small things, they usually mean the most. Then when she's sleeping, steal all her small things and break them. Because jewellery is for pussy's and Asian ladies.

7. If you're talking to another girl, make sure she's looking. When she is, stare into her eyes mouth the words fcuk you and grab the other girls arse. Girls love competition.

8. Tell her you're taking her out to dinner. Drive for miles so she thinks it's going to be really special. Then take her to a burning tire yard. When she starts to get upset tell her you were just kidding and now you're really going to take her to dinner. Then drive her home. When she starts crying and asks why you would do something like that lean over and whisper very quietly into her ear "...because I can."

9. Introduce her to your friends as "some chick". Women love those special nicknames.

10. Play with her hair. Play with it HARD.

11. Warm her up when she's cold...and not by giving her your jacket... then you might get cold. Rather, look her in the eye and say "if you don't stop b*tching about the cold right now you're going to be b*tching about a black eye." The best way to get warm is with fear.

12. Take her to a party. When you get there she'll have to go to the bathroom (they always do). Leave immediately. Come back right when the party's dying and yell at her the whole way home for ditching you at the party.

13. Make her laugh. A good way to do this is if she has a small pet. Kick the pet. I always find stuff like that funny. Why shouldn't girls?

14. Let her fall asleep in your arms. When she's fast asleep, wait 10 minutes then JUMP UP AND SCREAM IN HER EAR! Repeat until she goes home and you can use your arms for more important things. Like drinking beer.

15. Spit often. I hear girls like guys that spit.

16. If you care about her never ever tell her. This will only give her self confidence. Then you can never turn her into the object she deep down desires to be.

17. Every time you're in her house steal one of the following: shoes, earrings, or anything else that comes in pairs. Only take one of the pair. This way she'll go crazy.

18. Take her out to dinner. Right when she's about to order interrupt and say "No she's not hungry". Make her watch you eat. Girls love a guy that speaks for her.

19. Look her in the eyes and smile. Then clock her one. Girls love a spontaneous guy.

20. Give her one of your t-shirts... and make sure it has your smell on it. But not a sexy cologne smell. A bad smell. You know what I'm talking about.

22. If you're listening to music, and she asks to hear it, tell her no. This way she'll think you're mysterious.

23. Remember her birthday but don't get her something. Teach her material objects aren't important. The only thing that's important is that she keeps you happy. And your happiness is the greatest present she can ever get.

24. When she gives you a present on your birthday, Christmas, or just whenever, take it and tell her you love it. Then next time you know she's coming over on a trash day leave the trash can open and have the present visibly sticking out of the can. Girls actually don't like this one that much but I think it's funny.

25. If she's mad at you for not calling her when you say you will, promise her that you will call her at a certain time of the day. This will make sure that she waits by the phone. Tell her when you call you're going to tell her a special surprise. Now she'll be really excited. Now don't call. That's also quite funny.

ways to impress a girl

show her you are intelligent
Girls like intelligent peoples just try to show her you have how know about every thing e.g life, work, sports and romance :)

be Confident
Girls like confident person so its up to you how you show her that you have a great confidence

Be a gentleman
Be a gentleman and take care of her needs without prompting.

Be strong
Women don't react well to a spineless jellyfish that won't stand up for himself, but be careful not to cross the fine line between confidence and cockiness.

Express and ask about feelings
A woman appreciates a man who is willing to talk about his feelings and is sincerely interested in hers.

If you're consuming alcohol, keep it social and minimal
If you have to be "fortified" with alcohol to be with her, she'll sense you can't relate to her sober.

Exhibit confidence, not jealousy
The reality that she'll stay in contact with friends and acquaintaces she had before she met you shouldn't threaten you.

Be accountable for your words and actions
Be a man of your word and let your actions show intentions and character.

Realize that relationships can't be bought
Keep things simple. While it's nice to be spoiled, little things are often much more appreciated and sincere. Buy her a card, not a car,

Treat her with the same courtesy, respect and enthusiasm in front of your friends, family and colleagues as you do in private.